I survived the first week! I think I'll buy a fancy plastic arm cover for the shower as my anniversary gift to my cast. My sister was kind enough to post a link for any and all cast accessories imaginable, so I know exactly where to get one. I'm pretty sure she was making fun of me, but I'm taking it very seriously.
So I went dancing on both Friday and Saturday this weekend. I certainly drew enough attention to myself on Saturday. Not because I was dancing any certain way or being obnoxious or starting fights between guidos...but because I have blue fiberglass covering my entire forearm. I think I might have hit a few people in the face. In fact, I know I did. This would not normally be a big deal, since the club is always crowded and everyone gets pushed around somewhat. But getting hit in the face with a cast probably wasn't on the night's agenda for that chic with the perma-tease hair and stilettos. Or wait...was that a guy? Regardless, I hope I didn't leave a bruise.
On to yesterday's joys...
Peeling an orange was one of those things that I expected to be difficult. But I never dreamed that I would somehow end up with that white stuff (the stuff between the peel and the fruit) covering the liner to my cast. At least I smell citrus-y. Maybe people will think I did it on purpose. Speaking of smells, washing my hands isn't the most difficult thing to do, but it's sort of a pain sometimes. I've started carrying an industrial size bottle of hand sanitizer with me everywhere. I officially smell like rubbing alcohol ALL THE TIME. Maybe I'll patent it as a fragrance. Move over Paris, my Rubbin' Alcohol Delight is coming to a WalMart near you.
Anyhow, after zesting the orange with my cast, I decided I would go on a run. This was the first real exercise I had done since they put this thing on me, so it was about time. It wasn't any more difficult than it usually is. The motion didn't hurt my wrist, and I couldn't even tell that my arm was any heavier than usual. Afterward, however, came the fun part. My arm was like a freakin' sauna. Literally. This thing can hold some serious heat and some really serious moisture. And how do you air it out? Oh, I discovered a fantastic solution. You know how most hair dryers have a button to blow cold air? I always wondered who would dry their hair with cold air...well...the hair dryer companies are looking out for us gimps. It worked like a charm! Thanks Conair, you made my day.
Countdown to tentative cast removal: 7 1/2 days down, 76 1/2 to go.
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I wonder how much bail money will be needed after your arrest for knocking people out in clubs. Let me know. When do you get a new cast? What are the next color choices. I think all your blog friends should vote on the color. I suggest bright pink.(for summer). Mom
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